Well, you may be asking yourselves, loyal readers, why in gods name did todays blog come so LATE???
Well, if you didn't know, I had braces.
Braces... The stuff of middle school parodies, teen angst, and Ugly Betty hilarity.
THEY ARE OFF!!!
I haven't seen my face without metal for the past 16 months!
I will have to take a photo of the glory that is my new teeth, but I am at a loss for now to do it.
I am enjoying my lips actually touching my teeth for now, and that is really the glory of the day.
Today, I shall consume a caramel apple with nuts.. Gooey, crunchy, gloriousness that is so amazingly unavailable to you while you have your orthodontic brackets glued to your teeth.
It was a sad sad summer at the fair without it.
NOW IS THE REST OF MY TEETHLY YEARS!!!
By the way, nothing really going on on the snake front. I'm just too stoked for my braces being off, can you tell?
But to go with the trend that is this blog, I shall have a photo for you all..
Pearly white like my chompers... HAH!!
Have a great day, my friends. I know I will!! Enjoy a Candy Apple on me!